no water

We know we live in myrtle beach so why isn't there water in commons? More reasons for our diet plan! What happens no soda no good food and they still serve water though there is no water oh good old CCU.

Does it work?

Spotted. The vaccum of the century. Ladies and Gents this year is 2009 your vacs are not! They suck alright but not the way we need them to. Some chicks on campus are used more than these vacs. Sorry wrong topic ( not really) The vac (relationship) do not work properly I think the morals of this should be validated. I personally dont like getting biotched slap and i definitely dont like the vac that doesnt suck right. Its tough to find the right vaccum in the office. ya know?

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DRIVERS ED.

Spotted the speed limit. Something is a little wrong here....This dry campus has enough problems adding this is just worse. Can you imagine skipping Sober class and going home? Look at the difficulty of this lesson. 14 is that the new 10 or 15? The other place that has this speed limit is Disneyland and I believe most of us have graduated that school..right Mickey...right?( oh well)

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Don't Drive

Spotted a place to not get arrested. Its conviently located next to Jackass so Drunk 101 can then be sent to Sober 201. Its great to be at CCU. These classes can keep on adding up. The best parts are less car accidents, not getting arrested, and great food.( kinda) Its the south wheres the Waffle House? Anyways its better than Commons I think.....


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NEW CLASS!!!

Well it won't give you a credit on your transcipt but it can help you for being a college student. It appears that Jack is a smart-ass man. Drunk 101 seems to be a great new class and it would be a great night. Just think of this day English 102, Spanish 130, then to finish the dreadful day Drunk 101! Its a start to the new Core curriculiem .


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What in the world?

Spotted. the new CINO What has happened? Wheres CINO? I thought we were getting a Quiznos to keep us on the weight watchers plan. Congrats everyone we now have a Bojangles for CINO, there is no sitting area just a grab and go. will it every be open again? Can we get Sonic to be parked next I wonder what happened when it snowed.....

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4/20 comes everyday..

Some people love that date and the meaning. convicts are being watching keep the weedy away from here please. remember cops love the 420 report. its the end of the month so they need to keep their quota. Remember big brother is watching you and your joy rides. till then

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RIP

Goodbye CCU hello New Jersey.. the lil' bo pep has left her sheep for some fun back in her home. never knew that NJ was that bad judging on the picture. Will she come back? Mag 304 won't be the same. Peace girl.


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CCU freshmen -15

Recently the lovely food service has changed for a couple of reasons. One thing fo sure is that the ladies of the commons would like us to eat less. If i had my way i'd be serving myself some grub. What happened to the mac and cheese. Many students are complaining and certainly not realizing that due to the lack of food and great addition to the chemicals we shall be lossing weight so that mean more pong for us( sorry dry campus) but at least when we go home we'll be skinny.

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Trouble in the waters....

Spotted or should I say un-spotted Jaws is attacking young love. We are on your side Little Mermaid, Prince Eric is a little dumby if you ask me. Just how much will this shark bite? Sounds like there rough current in Myrtle Beach.

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RA whats that?

Watch out for the silver SUV and that crazy southern belle. its 21 to drink, but its a DRY campus. don't be a bitch to authority. Girl in the blue that beer will catch up to you. and everyone parking in the Gardens this isnt the public parking garage, it is a college parking lot so put the c in d and leave.

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Mean Girls act

"You don't even live here!" we are tired of the wannabees. Stop buzzin' round in our hive theres plenty of hunny in other dormz. Last checked the gardens isn't the Hilton of the Woods or Rivers so no trespassing biotches. Go to UP! or better yet go home! We kid (kinda).


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SMOKEy the bear

Some asses....I mean butts are about to pay a little price for their mistakes. keep that cancer in the gazebo not all of us want that toe-baco in us. new years wasn't that long ago was it?

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Mother may I?

whose to say a little friendship can be harmed? keep your shit a little closer and keep your room a little neater newbie remember the vets are in charge. Make sure you wash the dishes and clean the bath. see you at 12 cinderell-ahhh.


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order in the courtyard

we hear them, we see them, but sometimes they don't know when to shut it. girls will be girls and guys will be guys. tough luck for you chickadees. so keep the noise on mute. 3 strikes and your out.

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Its a little foggy up in this joint

Spotted 3 cop busts in one day? what is this Myrtle Beach most wanted? It seems as though party happens all over the gardens. ?With one gone who's next? Whoever it is Lieutenant N. will be ready to arrest. So start cleaning those rooms.

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